city-of-vultures:

“P is for Pizza 2”
kimiaki yaegashi  (Japan) via Curioos

city-of-vultures:

“P is for Pizza 2”

kimiaki yaegashi (Japan) via Curioos

titsforpresident:

the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters

she now associates everything bad with the word hipster

yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”

today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”

this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good

“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

scottytouchmybody:

therandypandy:

nancyvutran27:

vhattitsteto:

I CANT! O.O

What the fuck did I just watch LOL

What in actual fuck….

I can’t even..

Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: and they're due friday

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

fuckyeahblackguy:

this happened to me too omg

fuckyeahblackguy:

this happened to me too omg


It’s true, I am Chinese and I was born this way. 
At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long. 
Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn’t need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don’t have a social life and is shunned by others. 
But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my user name). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation. 1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.  

It’s true, I am Chinese and I was born this way. 


At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long. 

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn’t need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don’t have a social life and is shunned by others. 


But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my user name). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation. 

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.  

kawaiians:

WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE

ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS

HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be